Here are 15 people with the most useless skills and talents you've ever seen from smallest writing to bizarre weird face competitions Subscribe to Hectic Express http://goo.gl/PTUyyV 9. Getting Kicked In The Balls Yong Hsueh is a Shaolin monk that appeared on the Chinese version of Britain's Got Talent to show his useless talent of getting kicked in the balls without experiencing any pain. He said that he achieved this ability by practicing steel crotch kung fu that he claims is an ancient Chinese technique that strengthens and protects the male genitalia. He said that it is a skill that he has practiced since childhood. Although there are lots of examples of people getting hit in the balls without pain this seems like a fake story. He also might just be a eunuch that is messing with everyone. 8. Drawing A Perfect Freehand Circle This teacher works at Glebe Collegiate Institution in Ontario, Canada and he has gained millions of views on youtube because of his ability to draw a perfect freehand circle. His name is Alexander Overwijk and he made millions of people jealous by showcasing his ability. He can draw a perfect freehand circle 1 meter in diameter in less than a second. He practices his ability and, believe it or not, there are actually competitions for this talent held in Vegas every year. Who is going to these things is a mystery. 7. Playing Two Recorders With Her Nose Claire Hawes is a performer that showcased her talents on Britain’s Got Talent in 2008. Her unusual ability left the judges and a lot of the crowd on the show speechless. Despite the oddity of this ability, she is actually able to play the instruments with some skill. 6. Stretchy Skin Garry Turner holds the world record for the stretchiest skin. The farthest that he can reach his skin is an alarming 6.25 inches away from his body. He is able to do this thanks to a medical condition called Ehlers-Danlos Syndrome that makes the collagen that strengthens the skin defective. This results in loose skin, hypermobility of the joints, and in worst cases the fatal collapse of blood vessels. Luckily, Turner doesn’t have to deal with any of the bad side effects which just makes this a weird party trick. His stage name is the Elastic Man. 5. Spinning Pens Cool Pen spinning is definitely not stupid to the people involved in it, but it is very stupid to the people who aren’t. The practice has a history that dates back to before the second world war in Japan, however, the sport gained real international fame in the early 2000s when it was frequently featured on internet forums and YouTube when it came along in 2005. There are thousands of moves in the pen spinning game and there are even yearly World Competitions that have been going on since 2007. There is a lot of talent in all of these pen spinners that could probably be put to better use. It still is amazing to look at, though. 4. Watermelon Crushing With Her Thighs You know they say that the watermelon is a lot like the human skull? That is why you should definitely not cross World Record holder Olga Liashchuk. She holds the record for fastest time to crush 3 watermelons between your thighs. She did it in only 14 seconds. Olga is from the Ukraine, which is pretty obvious from her name, but you should just probably avoid that whole region to avoid somehow pissing her off. 3. He Claps Really Fast Eli Bishop holds the world record for most claps in a single minute. How many claps did he pull off in 60 seconds? 1,020 claps. That is way too many claps for anything. It’s unclear how he learned this ability, but it's certainly something that he definitely never even needed to learn. He set the record at Berklee College of Music in Boston, Massachusetts in 2014. The record was made in a soundproof recording studio. 2. Writing Really, Really Small It’s hard to find any practical applications for this skill. Maybe if you are a forger and still really want to write your name on your work than it might come in handy but otherwise what is the point of this skill? This picture was posted by Reddit user tcorts in a thread that allowed people to show off their useless talents. You can write small now, but maybe you should work on making your handwriting a little nicer when you do it. 1.He Makes Weird Faces Gurning is a practice in Britain that just means making weird faces. Seriously. Gurning competitions are mostly held in rural England and there is one that is held annually at the Egremont Crab Fair in Egremont, Cumbria. Tommy Mattinson is one of the most prolific male winners of gurning competitions, he’s won the world championship for gurning 15 times. The most prolific gurner championship winner in the women’s division is Anne Woods, she has won 28 times. The most well-known gurner is Peter Jackman who has won the competition 4 times and has made several TV appearances because of his useless talent. Just don’t keep your face like that or else it will freeze in place.
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