Everything Wrong With Jurassic World In 15 Minutes Or Less

Well, you've waited long enough, and we've put it off long enough, so we finally went looking for sins in this summer's biggest box office hit, Jurassic World, and it kind of pissed us off. Thursday: Sins of another 2015 summer film. Remember, no movie is without sin. Which movie's sins do YOU want to see recounted? Tweet us: http://twitter.com/cinemasins Tumble us: http://cinema-sins.tumblr.com Call us: 405-459-7466 Reddit with us: http://reddit.com/r/cinemasins Jeremy's book now available: http://theablesbook.com

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1. I have a tenner on Trump having rapture genetically made for his military
2. Ok sooo i dont wanna sound mean but i am a girl and i love all the jurrasic park movies and jurrasic world but i hate whats wrong with them they are soooo good!! But i know things are wrong but i am obbsesed! Like if you agree!
3. Throwing mad shade at Jimmy Fallon
4. Maybe it's just me but wouldn't Owen realize the Indominous Rex looks almost identical with a raptor?
5. You missed the fact that Between 11:43-11:49 that she somehow straightened her hair
6. You also skip over the issue if mososaur could have gotten out of the tank like that, why hadn't it attacked park goers.
7. Another sin during the gyrosphere getting attacked by the indominus it was facing them while breaking the gyrosphere they then unclip themselves and they're facing the other way??
8. what is his issue with Comcast?
9. The CGI was trash in Jurassic World trash movie.
10. 4:00 because tmobile has shit coverage what did you expect.
11. THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH JURASSIC WORLD!
12. You used to actually focus on legitimate "sins". Most of these are simply observations and superficial snarky comments that make no sense (Of course there would be cell phone reception on the most high tech theme park in the world. There is nothing in Montana, that's why there is no reception there.)
13. You forgot: "In every Jurassic park movie we see the GOOD dinosaurs before the bad ones". +1 Sin
14. I like how this movie got so many people excited. Yet, half of the characters were annoying. Claire was, Zach was, Grey definitely was. I have the movie and I rarely ever watch it because I hate the fact that they're basically like "Lost World and Three never happened" BITCH IT DID HAPPEN. Plus those two are way more entertaining than this one.
15. 14:40 im going to fix the previous sin, "the fight follows the characters for dramatic reasons cliche"
16. the sea thing smelled it's blood
17. Dude all the Jurassic park movie happen in the same order so this could still happen after all that ya we need some more sins
18. I'm surprised that when he didn't want two of everything u didn't mention boobs
19. Why can raptors open doors again?
20. you missed Starbucks at 3:56.