Good Comebacks And Insults

Have you noticed that when great people talk, they make some difference. Even when they feel angry they tend not to loose control. If ever they insult somebody, they do it in a very funny way. Here are a few examples of funny insulting remarks/sentences you might have heard from your smart superior or boss. You might call these insult comic as well. Some of these might be really rude insults, fat insults and really mean insults, but these are funny. Insulting people or to swear is not a good manner. Infact it is rude. But sometimes to overcome frustration caused by someone's careless action we can use funny insults. These are like jokes. This insults list will provide you a way to insult people but yet the person who is being insulted will not go mad on you. Hope so.

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1. you ugly​
   Me:sthu how bout you take yo two by four ass out of here
2. ooh ooh ooh i got a good roast.we need to through away trash and we also have to through away you
3. OMG THANKS YOUR SO GOOD
4. legit burns
5. Person: Your Fat                                 Me: I can diet but you cant change your ugly face.
6. Me: *listens to old music
   Person: that's so old XD idiot
   Me: so is your mom but you still listen to her
   Person: um
   Me: mhmm sticks ear phone back in. *Does head dance for SAS
7. this is white people comebacks head ass boi
8. Random kid: your dick is the size of a tic-tac. Me: no wonder your mom's mouth is so fresh.
9. Random kid: your dick is the size of a tic-tac. Me: no wonder your mom's mouth is so fresh.
10. bruh yo insults are so long they need a intermission
11. Your gay I'm straighter than that. Pole your mom dances on
12. person: you grew up in a trash can. Me: boy you graduated from the streets
13. lol.everyone is so savage here xD
14. i can't cuss
15. these might be helpful at school
16. Bully: why are you fat?Me: why is your face fat?
    
    
    Bully: your mum had to adopt you and she regrets it!Me: and so does your mum
    
    
    Bully: wow your such old schoolMe: I can tell you are by your clothes and your 'talk'
    
    Bully: why are you not normal?Me: why is your face not normal?
    
    
    
    Bully: f*ck your life you adopted AsianMe: why don't your self you slut?
    
    These are what my bullies say to me and this is how I come back!
17. insult:Your teeth are ugly
    
    comeback:When u be brushing ur teeth with charcoal
18. person=ROAST ME U CUNT. Me= I would love to roast u......but your head is to big for the oven OHHHHHH
19. every body in the background OOOOOOOOOHH
    
    me: They got that swagger 😎😎