Stan Marsh on "The Big Questions" & Religion



From season 6, episode 15 - 'The Biggest Douche in the Universe'. In my opinion, this applies not only to John Edwards, but religions of any and all kinds. South Park FTW.

Comments

  1. In the end, the only thing atheists believe is that everything came from nothing. Science ha already proven this as an impossibility.
  2. i would tottly say that to trump love stan he's the man
  3. what episode is this
  4. What does this have to do with religion, you say? "Everything I tell people is positive and gives them hope!" - That statement only refers to psychics and in no way parallels how priests and religious leaders exploits the gullible. sarcasm
  5. Kyle and Stan are the most sensible characters, without them, the entire town would be turned to ashes. For their age, they're pretty damn intelligent .
  6. I said that from the heart
  7. The creators of south park should do a parody of this on the creator of Teen Titans Go. And have Stan say,"Look your flushing children's mind around the and not putting any effort into making a good saying your slowing their knowledge down you douches".
  8. I thought Stan was friends with Jesus and the rest of the super best friends.
  9. Literally, Stan is the only intellectually thinking character on the show.
  10. the inside of the jewleeard school looks suspiciously like the inside of stan's house
  11. The more I read YouTube comments the more I understand the whole point of the point of Season 14 Episode 2 The Tale of Scrotie Mcboogerballs. People can give any meaning they want t anything they read or watch on the media. EVEN IF THERE NO FUCKING POINT. In this case however sorry Anti religion nut jobs Stan is a Roman Vatican Catholic as are most people in Colorado. So NO he is not ranting against religion he is ranting against Supernatural BS like psychics.
  12. If you are looking for the answers to the big questions of Life, I suggest you to read "The Present" at TruthContest♥Com
  13. Burned
  14. Stan Marsh is Roman Catholic tho so all ya'll athiests just failed
  15. Stan: "Because the big questions in life are tough. Why are we here? Where are we from? Where are we going? But if people believe in asshole, douchey liars like you, we're never gonna find the real answers to those questions. You aren't just lying: you're slowing down the progress of all mankind, YOU. DOUCHE."

    This. Having to live among superstitious dimbulbs is something that affects your quality of life. South Park always nails their social commentary.
  16. How many of you actually finished this episode? It seems like a lot of you guys just focused on a few seconds and decided to formulate an opinion without knowing the complete story.
  17. Here he is, the Biggest Douche of the Universe! In all the galaxies, there's no bigger douche than you!
    You've reached the top, the pinnacle of douchedom! Good going, douche. Your dreams have come true!
  18. If gods exist how unlikely is that there is only one? Nothing comes alone in nature and people used to believe in many gods anyway. So the question is what abilities of life forms or whatever defines them as a god. Is the first bacteria that lived on earth our god? Obviously. Did it have counterparts that came up later? .. thats the tough one.. only not really.
  19. If you're a boring vacuous twat thinking of saying something like:

    "Why can't people just not be angry about stuff!?"

    Don't.

    Firstly, anyone you're trying to pass that message on to has met at least one 6 year old over the course of their life. So they don't need to hear a slightly older & significantly dumber person repeat the same bullshit.

    Second, when you have no stake in a debate (and/or have nothing to add to it) bumbling into an argument and muttering some absolute pish about:

    "Well I'm not mad! You have no right to be mad either!"

    It's just slightly worse than farting in the general direction of the people arguing and then taking a nap.

    And third, if one moron parroting an idiotic platitude he overheard his grandma saying once on the porch was all it took to put the arguments about the big questions in life to bed- we'd have achieved world peace by now.

    So please, please, please either come up with something halfway useful to say -or shut the fuck up.
  20. Well nooo dawkings and such atheist speakers talk about science they dont offer absolute knowledge of the universe, in fact they say that they dont know how we came into being, science doesn't know all the answers science strives to find these answers eventually through proof and reason as opposed to the faith required for the easy answers religion offers :-)


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