TOP 10 ENGLISH FAILS IN KPOP | TOP 10 ENGRISH IN KPOP TOP 10 FUNNY ENGLISH FAILS IN KPOP 10. TVXQ – Purple Line Purple Line includes probably one of the most amusing abuses of English ever, which is curious, because the best lines and worst abuses were given to Yoochun, who is supposed to be able to speak English reasonably well, because he lived in The States for quite some time. “It’s looks like purple line,” would simply be given an F-grade for grammar, but the best line ever is, “really wanna touch myself.” (Yoochun, don’t you worry. A lot of us fan-girls really wanna touch yourself, too!) The line does make me wonder, though, if the lyricist somehow accidentally mixed up the lyrics with a porn movie script. Hm. [vsw id=”InBotsAlOUM” source=”youtube” width=”425″ height=”344″ autoplay=”no”] 9. U-Kiss – Dancing Floor One of the most amusing “techniques” found is when lyrics sound like English, but when you look closer, they’re total rubbish. U-KISS sings things like, “I’m a dancing floor,” “Hey everybody let’s keep a music on,” and most interestingly, “Can you feel the floor.” Well, maybe they mean you were dancing so hard you ended up on the floor, so you can feel it? Erm… [vsw id=”okdg5gdKtQg” source=”youtube” width=”425″ height=”344″ autoplay=”no”] 8. Beast – Shock I love this song, but some of the lyrics look like a first-grade rhyming lesson. “I can’t breath, like freeze / hey dear, stay here.” Best of all, though, is the chorus. “Every day I shock (Shock! ), every night I shock (Shock! )”. Wow! I shock, too! [vsw id=”JXxGo1MvNls” source=”youtube” width=”425″ height=”344″ autoplay=”no”] 7. Kara – Pretty Girl Some lyricists obviously need to take an English Grammar 101 class. “If you want a pretty, every wanna pretty.” Um. No. [vsw id=”4lMnKPTCDuU” source=”youtube” width=”425″ height=”344″ autoplay=”no”] 6. SHINee – Ring Ding Dong Even the title sounds hilarious. Okay, yes, I know it’s supposed to be onomatopoeia, but these lyrics make me fall out of my chair every time I hear them: “We gonna go Rocka Rocka Rocka Rocka Rocka Rock So fantastic We gonna go Rocka Rocka Rocka Rocka Rocka Rock So Elastic” I get that it rhymes, but what does it mean?! Not to mention the rocka-rocka part sounds like ‘cola cola’ to me. [vsw id=”7R5tXbE2RE4″ source=”youtube” width=”425″ height=”344″ autoplay=”no”] 5. Super Junior – Mr. Simple Actually, we could pick any Super Junior song, because all of them are filled with nonsensical English, but I particularly like Mr. Simple: “Because I naughty, naughty, Hey! I’m Mr. Simple Because I naughty, naughty(…)
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