World's longest human turd!

A Russian performer by the name of Pytor Pavlensky has broken the record for the longest turd! His finely tuned butt muscles have slowly been squeezing out a 350 cm long piece of human fecal matter over the course of 6 days, all the while under the close watch of Guinness World Record personnel to ensure that he isn't cheating in any way. He isn't stopping there, however. He's going to slowly edge around the kremlin in the next year butt naked and create the world's longest turd-ring. We wish him all the best. Straight Talking News out.

Comments

1. When this appears on your auto play you just say "screw it" Click
2. okay what the actual fuck?
3. hot
4. Longest turd? Where? You claim it is but it's blocked.
   
   If you can't show it, don't claim it.
5. Philip is that you?
6. GUINESS DOES NOT HAVE A RECORD  FOR THIS YOU IDIOTS
7. 1:22 AM.. Searched worlds fastest pooper.... :/ what am I doing with my life..
8. best channel 10/10
9. dude nailed his balls to the ground for a protest
   
   no fucking joke lol.
10. and to think there was not an asian porn crew hanging out for the clean up
11. is this fucking 3kliksphilips
    wtf
12. How did I get here? I just asked Siri what it was cuz I was bored and I found this... Anyone got any "amazing" answers for this question?
13. nope he nailed his penis to the ground not l8ngest turd
14. Eww
15. that is just mother fucking disgusting but awesome
16. what the fuck 3kliksphilip?
17. man what's wrong with the whites these days
18. Isn't Capitalism just WONDERFUL?
19. White people!
20. So nasty